Don Mega

NEW RELEASE
Don Mega is a ruthless hybrid that brings brute strength with refined funk—bold, complex, and built to leave a mark. Born from GMO and Black Banana, this strain crashes together sour chem, skunky garlic, and funky fruit into a flavor profile that’s both chaotic and irresistible.
The aroma is thick and loud—chemical diesel laced with overripe banana and spicy cheese, followed by a gritty, gassy exhale that lingers like burnt rubber and basement funk. It’s raw, it’s rowdy, and it’s not here to make friends.
The high comes on with a creeping intensity—first a heavy head fog and a surge of euphoria, then a slow descent into limb-melting relaxation. You’ll feel weightless and locked in all at once. Ideal for shutting down stress, numbing pain, or powering through the weird hours. Don Mega is not for the faint—it’s dirty, delicious dominance in flower form.